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Directed By; Brian Trenchard-Smith
Produced By; Jeff Geoffray, Walter Josten, Henry Seggerman.
Starring; WARWICK DAVIS, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong,
John Demita, Michael Callan, Caroline Williams, etc.
Based Upon Characters Created By Mark Jones.
DVD 1995

Top O' The Evening 2 ya, me Lads & Lasses and My little Infected Spider-Bites!
Tis I, DITA DIRT NAP!!! Your Green with Envy, Ghoul-Gal ringing in the Festive Holiday of ST. PATRICK's DAY to yee all! Now last year and the Year before Mizz DIRT NAP Reviewed for 'LEPRECHAUN 1 & 2!' So keeping in order I bring you 'LEPRECHAUN 3', witch now takes place in one of DITA & 'B.J.'s' Favorite Get-Away places closest to Hollyweird.........LAS VEGAS!
First, Mamma-Dirt Nap wants you to sit back, enjoy your 'Green-Beer' , while you enjoy watching this Full of Green Spirit Trailer for 'LEPRECHAUN 3' By Clicking here> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkd4wS_KmQ8

Magically-Horrendous don't cha' think? Love it!


Well this time in this 3rd Installment, the Evil Killer LEPRECHAUN is back and murderously seeking his one Gold shilling in Sin City! Why, you may ask? Cuz his Frozen Statue from Part 2 wuz brought into Vegas to be sold at a Pawn Shop in Las Vegas for some man's tank of gas, silly! Well, as usual the Medallion around the Lep's neck is taken off by the unsuspecting Pawn Shop Owner. Bad idea, hon! Once off he comes back 2 life and first starts crap w/the Pawn Shop owner and in the end takes a Telephone cord and strangles him with it.

 In the other Storyline a geeky guy named Scott meets a pretty Magician's Assistant trying to hitch hike a ride to work on a kind of her broken down car. Well, Scott wants to see the Casino where she works and ends up Gambling away everything, until he is told by an Employee of the Casino that he can pawn his watch for Gambling money . He quickly goes across the street to the Shop and finds the Owner strangled on the floor , phone cord still wrapped around his neck and calls the police. He also finds the Gold coin the Owner dropped and makes a swish to be back in the Casino Winning at Gambling. P-O-O-F, he is! Scott and the Magician's Assistant-Girl soon are caught up in the Lep's terror, after Scott wins big-bucks at the black jack table cuz of the wish he made on the gold shilling. Then he is a wanted man by a Couple of Employees of the Casino cuz of his winnings, along w/the Magician's Assistant.

Too make a long story somewhat shorter, like the Leprechaun's height; Next the Slimy old Manager of the Casino's turn for a wish.........to have the Magician's Assistant-Gal find him completely irresistible. He gets as far as getting her back to his room and about to take her top off, then he makes out with a girl on the TV in his room, and in seconds she turns into a Robot with electrical wires attached on top and all over his body and he is electrocuted to death, uh, literally, Dear, and the spell wears off cuz now................

Then the Black Jack Lady's turn is next as she stole from the Manager's pocket. She wishes for returned youth and a hot young body again to go with it! Waa-laah! She is hot from a newly acquired Magic-make over! Unfortunately the Evil Leprechaun punishes her too for stealing his gold coin that made her wish come true. He uses magic to make her new boobs, grow to mammoth proportions, along with her expanding ass, that makes J. LO's look flat in comparison. She falls apart literally as she tries to get that cursed body thru the door and door frame!

The next wish is given to the Magician who has no sparkle or talent 4 what he does. He wishes 2 become a great Magician but when the Lep' shows up in his Stage-Show and forcefully engages the Magic-Man in the old saw-a-girl/or guy- in-half trick, to a gruesome reality and has the audacity to show the audience, his cut in half finished product corpse of the Magician much to the Audiences horror!

Last but not least, Scott and his newly acquired Gal-Pal battle the Wee Evil Green one and finally defeat him by blow-torching his precious pot o' gold. When this done, so is the wee-green one, uh, to a crisp!  Thus ends another Green-Clover Installment of the 'LEPRECHAUN' Horror Franchise, for now.

DITA liked this Part 3 Installment of the 'LEPRECHAUN' Franchise cuz it kept me entertained thru-out without getting boring and showed how money corrupts people just like his Gold Coins, especially in a Sleazy/fun place like good ole LAS VEGAS and how he liked the evil and corruption going on the 24 hours a day, uh, with free drink specials at the Slot Machines! Great back drop Vegas is for this 3rd time out!

DITA also had a favorite scene with the Evil Leprechaun making a Bouncer's mouth spit out gold coins after he pulls his arm down like a lever on a slot machine! DITA gives this Film for our Greenest Corn beef Holiday of the year 2 1/2 Skulls Out of 3! Only complaint, albeit a small one; Needed more 'gore' in it, for this Green-With-Envy Bone-Bitch's taste!

As for the 'EXTRA'S' on this Disc, not many, ok, just one;
+ Original Theatrical Trailer

'Chainsaw-Kisses' until next time,

(2 See the Culty-Groovy Trailer w/Elvis & Ann Margret, simply Click here> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54bTiIV0ZD4  )

Scare-Mail to; DearDITA@live.com

'Green Stars & 4 Leaf Clovers'; 'B.J.' says; DITA's magically delicious, uh, when Milk is added that is!

DITA-Suggested Sites as usual as follows;
www.trickortreatpete.blogspot.com  (DITA also suggests checking out this fun/scary site from 1 of my Friends!)
www.shoutfactory.com  ( Excellent Culty Collection of DVD's anywhere!)
www.mediatakeout.com  (DITA's Favorite Urban-Gossip Site!!!)


Trimark Pictures
Directed by Rodman Flender.
Starring Warwick Davis, etc
(1994) DVD

Top O the evening to you me lads and lasses. It’s I, your Shamrock Horror/Cult -Diva, DITA DIRT NAP!!!

Let me the first to wish you a 'Happy Saint Patrick’s Day', here in “DITA’S DEN”!

As you all know last week, Mizz Dirt Nap reviewed the first Leprechaun movie in the series. Take a look at the horrorrific Trailer for Leprechaun 1 by clicking here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VY0zMyGcu8

As promised this weekend, I bring you “LEPRECHAUN 2” Take a look at the horrorrific Trailer for Leprechaun 2 by clicking here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pICyIt7o4Mk

Let DITA just say that this is my third time reviewing these movies. What I love about this franchise is that each movie remains entertaining until the next installment comes along. This sequel starts out with the evil Leprechaun looking for a bride, this time in my neck of the woods, Hollyweird. This film should be called “LEPRECHAUN 2 BRIDE OF THE LEPRECHAUN” as it is all about her.

The evil Leprechaun starts out his shenanigans on Saint Patrick’s Day, of course. His first trick is tying down a homeless man, grabbing a pair of pliers and performing a little amateur dentistry. Why you may ask? To rip out the gold tooth silly!

Earlier in the movie Davis tries to abduct a bride in the woods in another century. That failed attempt is stopped by the would be bride’s father who outers the magic words when she sneezes for the third time saying “God Bless You” This puts the birthday boy (who by the way, just turned a thousand) in a afoul mood until the next century.

Flash forward 1994, where he attempts to kidnap the next in the blood line who just happens to have a boyfriend. The boyfriend by the way is having none of that! He first captures her and confines her to his haunted caverns. The boyfriend along with his trustee senior friend/coworker (they run the Haunted Death Tours in Hollywood) and make many attempts at saving the would-be bride.

Now as you usually know DITA doesn’t like to tell the whole story so I will skip to my “Things-2-Look-4” as follows:

Scene with Davis/’Lep’ tricking a Hollywood agent into offering up his gold ring. (How you may ask? By chopping off his finger with the ring attached!!!)
Scene with hero boyfriend and his senior friend trying to drink the Leprechaun under the table at a bar full of people. (It is Saint Patrick’s Day, you know!)
Scene with Lep trying to play “Death Race 2000” with the boyfriend by running him over in his souped-up go cart, complete with gold rims (What else?)
Scene where senior friend gets greedy after trapping the Leprechaun and demanding 3 wishes. The Leprechaun unleashes his wrath by magically making a big pot of gold appear in his stomach, causing death. (What a way to go!)
Scene with hero/boyfriend in the Haunted Leprechaun Caverns fighting a skeleton controlled by the Leprechaun.
End scene where DITA will just say that a gory explosion takes place of a cast member!

Now for the extras included on the disc of LEPRECHAUN 2 as follows:
+ Original theatrical trailer
+ Dolby 2.0 surround sound
+ Scene selection.

DITA thinks the extras are miniscule and hope they have added more extras on the LEPRECHAUN collection. I said I Hoped! DITA loved the story line of the second film in the series and of course loved the bridal theme, the pace of the movie, the setting and of course the cast which is led by the talented Warwick Davis!

This Holiday Horror Fest hits all the right notes and kept this “Ghoul-Verde” entertained from beginning to end while “B.J.” and I sat drinking our 'green- beer' and pizza on our love seat built for two. Just a word to the wise and to all my readers: “THIS ST. PATTY’S DAY, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!! “CALL A CAB INSTEAD, POR FAVOR!!! This message brought to you by “THE BETTER BONE-BITCH COUNSEL”.

Mizz DIRT NAP gives this fright flick 2½ SKULLS out of 3!

To get your greedy little green hands on your own copy just click on the “DVD-Icon” next to Dear old DITA’s Review tonight!

Until next week, “CHAINSAW-KISSES”,
DITA ('It’s Not Easy Being Green') DIRT NAP

(To see Kermit the Frog singing this little ditty on “Sesame Street”, simply click here, hon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco

To contact me: DDN1965@live.com
As usual please check out and surf these websites for more horror fun:
www.newbevcinema.com  (for New Beverly Cinema’s movie listings for March)
www.horrorandhalloweenradio.com  (This is DITA's Friend; DUG GRAVES RADIO HORROR SHOW that airs every Friday night, Hon!)

This Review Dedicated to DITA’s Aunt Sophia Ortega here in L.A. Thanks for the “Room and Board” when I first came to L.A. along with love and compassion!!! Rest In Peace!

Written & Directed By; Mark Jones
Starring; Jennifer Aniston ('The Good Girl', 'Horrible Bosses', 'Wanderlust', 'The Edge'
(Comedy Sketch Show), 'Friends', etc.), Ken Olandt (Mickey/House Painter), Mark Holton, Robert Gormon, etc.
'TRIMARK Pictures' & 'Lions Gate' DVD's
1993 DVD Run Time;92 Minutes

Greetings My 'Verde-Colored Spider-Bites!', 'Top O' The Morning Or Uh, I mean Evening  To Ya'!!! DITA DIRT NAP here. Wishing you a 'Happy Hor-rific St. Patty's Day To You!'

In Honor Of this 'Lucky' Day, I bring you the 'Fighting-Irish' Horror Flick that so far has 'spawned' 5 Sequels, 6 Tales in All, called 'LEPRECHAUN'!!! If you remember years ago in the 'DITA'S DEN', I reviewed 'LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD'!  DITA enjoyed that fun holiday-horror fright flick so much I decided to start back at the beginning with the Original, 'LEPRECHAUN' Part 1 which Starred an up and coming Television & Movie Star/Media Princess; JENNIFER ANISTON! Click here to see the Trailer of; 'LEPRECHAUN' > http://youtu.be/qRdUKkxYzXk 

DITA best remembers Miss Aniston from the old 'FOX' Sketch-Comedy Series 'THE EDGE'! Which was hysterical as well wuz she!  In fact, Mizz DIRT NAP highly suggests taking a  gander of Jennifer in that culty, little short-lived Series; 'THE EDGE',  in a Couple of funny Sketches by simply clicking here for; Jennifer Aniston as Model 'M' www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILX1LCq  & 'The Edge'-Sketch Comedy Seg 2 (See Jennifer Aniston & Julie Brown as Ditzy Rock Groupies that starve to death waiting in the Rock-Groups Wardrobe Trunk, and turn into Skeletons With Boob Jobs. LOL); www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMjtxzpp

Very funny stuff, kids!!!

Now back to my Review of 'LEPRECHAUN'. Jennifer plays TORI, a 'big-city' Gal from L.A. who goes to North Dakota with her father and moves into a run, down old house that hasn't been lived in for 10 years! Why, you may ask? Cuz the evil, killer Leprechaun killed the wife of the Owner and caused her Husband to have a stroke by way of 'fright', silly! You see the Old, Irish Man/House Owner came back home from a Trip to Ireland to tell
his wife, Irish, too by the way, that he caught a Leprechaun and stole his gold and that they would know be rich. The Leprechaun played devil-ishly by Actor Warwick Davis followed him all the way from Ireland ,(isn't that the name of the 'Baldwins' 'rude, little pig'-kid? LOL) and kills his wife. The old man then puts him in a crate, places a 'four-leaf clover' on top and nails it shut, then the little Lep' causes him to have a stroke.

Enter TORI/JENNIFER. To make a long story some what shorter, in a 'St. Patrick's Day-Nutshell', if you will. The Leprechaun wants his freakin' gold back from the people who reside in the same house 'now'. Now Tori eventually takes on Mr. Leprechaun with the help of the ever-so-hunky Handy-man/Painter called Mickey, which by the way is DITA's 'New-Crush', uh, this week, and a young boy and his 'Of Mice And Men'
-ish Buddy. They end up fighting the evil 'LEP' tooth & nail through out the film, even shooting him several times. But it never leaves him down for long.  Towards the middle of the film Tori/Jennifer finds out that the 'boys' have his gold hidden in the well. She bravely goes outside, fetches it, and gives it to the 'on-ree' little bastard. He even kisses her on the cheek and runs away.

You would think that would have the credits rolling wouldn't you? Ah, 'NO'! (Side note; the last part of the film that starts here is just a 'tad' too long for DITA's taste, but still enjoyable, never the less.) You see the 'OF MICE & MEN'/Lenny-type dude has swallowed 'one' piece of the Leprechaun's precious gold. So he continues his angry wrath until his is finally stopped by a 'for leaf' clover, uh what else, thrown down the well and then they pour..............................???

'WHAT?' You know DITA never likes to whole story!

So you can find out for self my little 'green' Dearies, 'BUT' Mizz DIRT NAP will give you my always 'interest-peaking' 'THINGS-2-LOOK-4-LIST' which as is follows;
* All Scene's where the Leprechaun uses various modes of transportation, which include; a toy car, roller skates, a skate board, a tricycle, a wheel chair, a cop car and last but not least 'magic'! (Too funny cuz he never gives up!)
*Scene where Lep' looses his ugly claw hand in the front door and has it unlock the door for him.
* Scene where he plays hide & seek in the woods and later the kitchen cabinets.
*All battle scenes against the 'little, green pain-in-the- ass' against the cast.
*Scene where Leprechaun kills the Coin Shop Owner and then proceeds to clean his shoes. (Cuz he is also a shoe cobbler with 'obsessive compulsive disorder', no foolin!)
* Scene where they side-track Leprechaun from attacking them buying throwing various shoes at and around him, cuz you know, he has 'o.c.d.' (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.) and just has to stop and clean every pair. (Love it!!!)
*Last but not least, the 'well' scene.

DITA loved this film and will Review 'LEPRECHAUN 2', as promised earlier, next week as sure as 'green M & M's' make ya horny!!!

Now for the 'EXTRAS' on this 'guilty-pleasure' disc who's 'Tag-Line' screams; 'HER LUCK JUST RAN OUT!' They are few but here they are;
+Subtitles; in English, Spanish & French.
+Original Theatrical Trailer

DITA agrees that this film is just good, silly fun and gives it 2 and 1/2 SKULLS Out Of 3! Perfect for viewing on March 17th! To get your 'cult-following', 'guilty-pleasure' Copy Tonight, just Click on the 'DVD-Icon' of 'LEPRECHAUN' Next to Dear Old DITA's Review, uh, before 'your' LUCK runs out!

'Mamma-DIRT NAP' also recommends taking a 2nd Look at the next 'St. Patty's Day Fright-Flick I will Review 'LEPRECHAUN 2.




For more 'GREEN'-FUN!!!'
Until Next Week,
'Chainsaw-Kisses' & 4 Leaf Clovers',
(To see that Great Video Clip from 'THE MUPPET SHOW', of; 'IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN' Sung by the One & Only; 'KERMIT THE FROG', Click here ,my Little Green Horror/Cult Shamrocks> http://youtu.be/z4ZxxHbJGbY  )

Scare-Mail APPRECIATED in care of; DarellErazo@icloud.com

p.s. For the Culty-cool Movie-Poster of; 'LEPRECHAUN' Starring; Warrick Davis & Jennifer Aniston, Simply Click on the 'Poster-Icon' to your right>






www.cinefamily.org  (L.A. Infamous 'SILENT MOVIE THEATER', Now Showing Cult & Horror Films.)
www.newbevcinema.com  (The Grindhouse Film Festival Listings in Hollywood, CA. at the New Beverly Cinema!)
Other always cool sites;
www.shoutfactory.com  (Be sure and Check out this Hex-cellant site for Great DVD's of most all Genres says; DITA!)
www.somethingweird.com  (Great CULT Selection of DVD's, witch DITA loves!!!)
www.cinespia.org  ('Hollywood Forever Cemetery' for Listings of the New Upcoming 2012-Season of Outdoor-Movie Screenings!!! DITA always LIKE-Y!!!)
www.scarymonstersmagazine.com  ( Issue # 100,On News stands now!)
www.twitter.com  (Follow DITA on 'TWITTER' Now> @DITADIRTNAP1 )

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