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'POLYESTER'
Directed By JOHN WATERS
From NEW LINE CINEMA
Starring the Infamous DIVINE & TAB HUNTER, etc. 1981
NOW STREAMING ON 'AMAZON-PRIME' for $3.99

Greetings my little 'Rainbow-Colored' Spider-Bites,
Tis I, DITA DIRT NAP your 'Horror/Cult Hostess the very gay mostest!

This Film-Review is to coincide w/'HOLLYWOOD GAY-PRIDE FEST' as they are Screening Another JOHN WATERS Cult-Flick at the 'NEW BEVERLY CINEMA' W/LIZ RENAY and Many More called; 'DESPERATE LIVING.

THIS FUN-GROSS-OUT FLICK is showing appropriately at MIDNIGHT ON 6/13/26.

<DIVINE as a 'JUNE-BRIDE'

Take a Look at the Trailer here, Dear> https://youtu.be/La__tO35CnA?si=qJe0akafFfinPzNv  This is DITA's Favorite Cult-Comedy Flick of John Waters and The Late; DIVINE. BTW; DITA's 'Bridal-Themed Horror Flicks' will continue Next Week, Hon, but for now here is another 'Bridal-Theme Horror' Trailer till then of; 'BRIDE OF REANIMATOR'> https://youtu.be/E6wlp5-M0_E?si=M0qyPTXteCX33Jbf 

Now Before DITA Reviews this Culty Laff-Fest, here is the 'FUN-SIZE'-Trailer> https://youtu.be/XbBgMQTdQiQ?si=FOt2IbhCHvUo8aCD 

Also on a Sad note DITA wants to say 'REST IN PEACE' to Actor; ANTHONY HEAD who played; 'GILES' on DITA's Favorite Show; 'BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER'.

Now DITA wants to tell you that my favorite Culty-character in this film that 'tit-a-lates' me to the full-moon and back is Divine Daughter LU LU!

Here is a picture of her, the ultimate Party-Girl; 'LU-LU' from the Movie.

 DITA wants to be LU LU, just so you know!

But First the film starts out w/DIVINE's character who can sniff out anything, uh, literally in 'ODOR-RAMMA'.

See here about that Babe> https://youtu.be/VnvYhhd4tSU?si=dFaPYfJDt19lPg40

BTW; Before DITA forgets, here is one of the Movie-Posters for; 'POLYESTER'

 DITA loves this Flick so much that when I went to see it at; 'THE NEW BEVERLY CINEMA', they handed out 'oderama cards' w/a movie poster-pic on one side and 'scratch and sniff' card on the flip-side.

Well DITA saved that poster card and recently had it mad into a T-Shirt for myself, and may even wear it this Halloween.

BTW; Here is that lobby-card I had made into a T-Shirt

A Sign in a business window during 'Gay-Pride' here, where everyone Celebrates!

Well Kids, DITA can't tell you how much I love this 'CULT-COMEDY'; 'POLYESTER! It remains one of my favorite Flicks to this day! DITA thinks it's one of the movies you throw on when your feeling blue or bored and it immediately transports you to a fun, culty fantasy world that can 'only' live in the Brilliant mind of JOHN WATERS!

This Film starts out w/one FRANCINE FISHPAW. A Mother of two, uh, three if you count their beloved dog and a house-wife. What if anything could go wrong you may ask w/this idealic family life in this culty-culdesac?? Well for starters, she married to a big oaf who doesn't appreciate her 'AND' he's an Owner of a 'PORNO-THEATER'. DITA worked in a 'Gay-Porno Theater' once, for real my little 'Spider-Bites'. But I digress! LOL!

Back to my Review, Hon! Her 'cheatin-heart', Husband is also sleeping w/his Secretary, played by the marvelous MINK STOLE. Talk about stereotypes! Also, before DITA forgets, I want to say this is one of my favorite parts I've seen the Late DIVINE play and plays well I might add, Dahling! DIVINE btw will never be forgotten because of her great comic-timing and acting. Also few know that 'DIVINE' was a CLUB-SINGER and had many Culty Club hits> https://youtu.be/xeTz0mrUFmQ?si=0jJZs6mngudjHve4

DITA wants to let you know that my favorite character is the Actress who plays her fun/wild party-girl Daughter named 'LU-LU'. Why, you may ask? Well where do I start?
My favorite thing about her is the way she 'dance-walks' into any room, lies about everything, dates a 'bad-boy' named BO-BO and makes her dad blush With lines like; 'WE LEARNED ALL ABOUT MY CERVIX TODAY IN SCHOOL'. Also when asked how she afforded something without a job by her Mother, she responds by telling her she dances lewdly on the lunch-table for the boys and that she's gonna quit school to become a 'go-go- dancer at the 'flaming-lounge'> https://youtu.be/DtLz_1Q3EhM?si=3yFDXaCu_SdNk0Rd  When her Mother Francine asks her why she got 'all' F's on her report card, 'LU-LU' responds; 'Awwh, they changed the Grading System and now 'F' is for Fantastic> https://youtu.be/jyyuCRR_YrA?si=W6AglGMoQ2RI5Z-c

DITA also loves it when LU-LU's mad at her mother weirdly albeit comedically stomps up their stairs to her room, heavy on the drama as my good friend 'Dougie-Fresh' from my hometown and Spanish Class pointed out to me when we watched back in the 80's. DITA also has to tell you that 'all' DIVINE'S Films are lewdly enjoyed by DITA's good-friend; 'THE DIL-DOE LADY and her Artist-Hubby; ANDY!

Pretty quickly we find out 'LU-LU' is sneaking around behind her mothers back to see bad-boy; 'BO-BO!' In fact once when she sneaks out to meet him she slinks-up to her 'fake-date' and cooes; 'HI F-R-E-D-D-Y!' She does all this to meet 'BO-BO' and drive off yelling; Woo-hoo and drinking beer In short ,everything she does it super-dramatic and high-camp, my little 'coffin-creepers!'

Next we have Francines B.F.F.; 'CUDDLES, who used to be a Maid but her Employer left her all her money and now she wants to be an Official 'Old Deputante', PLAYED TO THE HILT' by EDITH MASSEY! Lastly but not leastly we have FRANCINE's Son, who is a secretive 'FOOT-STOMPER' aka 'MR. FOOT-FETISH'> https://youtu.be/JzY82ypKopo?si=WQ_gQu3Z4L4guG2e

It all starts going down hill for Francine/DIVINE, when she finds out her 'big-oaf' husband is sneaking around w/his secretary at a sleezy-motel and goes w/'CUDDLES' to confront him and his floozy Mink Stole and Divine even breaks the door down and takes Polaroids of them in the act of adultery and tells him she wants a divorce. BTW; DITA forgot to mention Francine's Evil Mother, who also treats her badly and even goes so far as to walk right in on Francine while she's on the toilet and states that; 'I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU EVEN BOTHER! YOU'VE ALWAYS RETAINED YOUR FLUIDS!'  LOL! Long Story short, her mother is in cahoots w/Francines later on in the story's Boyfriend; TODD, played well by TAB HUNTER to try and get Francine's Divorce settlement money w/him.

Also one Halloween her Mother is attacked by angry 'trick-or-treaters', cuz she forgot to get candy> https://youtu.be/faZWL3iV9PA?si=vuyO1WGmtHUKlUty  So one of them is found out to be BO-BO, 'LU-LU'S' Bad to the core forbidden boyfriend. She shoots him and kills him and quickly there after LU-LU'; walk in to find him dead. This is of course after she has gotten pregnant w/his child but then had to go to a school for 'unwed-pregnant wayward girls' and learns 'mac-kruh-may' and only uses it for evil just once, by strangling her Fathers Slutty Secretary.

Meanwhile her Brother has 'foot-stomped' his way thru Baltimore, then caught and arrested and sent to prison, turned his rage into art. What, did he learn to paint, you may ask?
Feet, of course, Silly! Also in between all these funny/'hey-nuss' things happening, DITA will just say that after Francine's fake-boyfriend/TAB HUNTER , who btw , was banging her old-ass evil mother are both ,shall I say; 'TAKEN-CARE OF' by accident by Francine's BESTIE; 'CUDDLES' and her new Fiance; Hines, uh, her limo-driver.

This story is long but hysterical thru-out but DITA will 'try' to put it into my infamous; 'DITA-THINGS-TO-LOOK-FOR-LIST' as Follows;
    *Scene where Francine/DIVINE meets her fake- coke-sniffing boyfriend at a 'car-accident' scene where a decapitated head lays at their feet while they flirt. 'HOW ROMANTIC SAYS DITA! LOL!
    *ALL SCENES W/LU-LU! Where she says things like; 'I'M GOING TO GET AN ABORTION, MOTHER!' And when her mother asks her while leaving. Does she have 15 cents for a phone call home, 'LU-LU' answers by turning around in the front yard, thrust her hips forward and shouting; 'I SURE DO!' DITA LOVES THAT!
    *Scene where Francine/DIVINE goes shopping w/Bff; 'CUDDLES' and because Francine ends up being a big alcoholic, she throws up in her own purse, while 'CUDDLES' tries on Debutante Dress and rips them cuz she's too phat. Needless to say, they are asked to leave the store.
    *Scene where Francine's son gets sexually-aroused looking at feet in sears catalogue.
    *Scene where they finally have 'CUDDLES' 'Coe-til-yun'.
    *Scene where FRANCINE/DIVINE Fantasies while sleeping about getting plowed but good by a pizza-boy ,all while rubbing her big breast while still sleeping. DITA LOVES IT AND PIZZA!
    *Scene where Francines Faux Boyfriend;    TODD/Tab Hunter along w/her Evil-Mother drive poor FRANCINE crazy, so they can put her in the 'looney-bin' and steal her divorce-money.
    *Scene where 'BO-BO' & 'LU-LU' drive wreck less and hit a 'church-lady' with a broom on her ass and that lady first calls them; 'CRAZY CRACKERS', then commandeers a bus to chase them down and rips off their car-door scaring them to death, Hon> https://youtu.be/k_iQykgS2RQ?si=w-BKQ6JVYF3JG6Dp
    *Final Scene at the end of this fun Flick , where DITA says all works out in the most violent way possible in a literal 'cul-de-sac!'

To sum it up take a look at the 'Best-Scenes of; POLYESTER'> https://youtu.be/85CULyZAblY?si=oba_HP9yrsNLq9jP

PLUS; Here's DIVINE & JOHN WATERS Promoting; 'POLYESTER' on 'David Letterman back in the day> https://youtu.be/sb8Hd98bvbM?si=RI30JN7j5FabJ6og 

DITA must say that this Film entertains thoroughly thru-out. There are 'NO' Boring scenes in this CULT-COMEDY' Flick that is; 'POLYESTER', Starring the LATE, GREAT DIVINE and the mind of JOHN WATERS! DITA had a great time re-watching this Film on 'Amazon-Prime' all while eating popcorn w/our doggie; 'CHILLING-CHINA' by my side and 'VAMP-HUBBY'; B.J. asleep in his reclining-coffin, complete w/snoring mute-button.

To say I loved this fim is an understatement, my little 'Blood-Bags!' Watch it this weekend in honor of 'GAY-PRIDE' in your hometown or mine close by in HOLLYWOOD WWW.LAPRIDE.ORG  , which is just a hop, skip and a jump from Dear old DITA's Crib, while the 'NEW BEVERLY CINEMA' will be screening; 'DESPERATE LIVING' ,also from John Waters this Saturday Night, 6/13/26 @ Midnight!  www.thenewbev.com DITA & 'RENFIELD' will be there once again incognito to enjoy even More Culty-goodness!
THANK YOU JOHN WATERS for making Films like this that gives us big-laffs that in this dark day and age where Gay-Peoples Rights are in danger of being taken away, we really need films like this as a release! 'DITA THANKS YOU EVER SO!'

'TO DIVINE DITA SAYS THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH, THANK YOU FOR ONCE SHARING YOUR INDIVIDUALISTIC TALENT W/THE WORLD AS LONG AS YOU DID! YOU, GIRL WERE AND ARE A TRUE ARTIST IN EVERY SENSE OF THE CINEMATIC-WORD! 'HAPPY EXISTENCE ON THE 'OTHER-SIDE AS WE APPROACH THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR DEPARTURE SOON DEAR HEART IN 2028. YOUR ARE THE BEST!'

DITA LOVED 'POLYESTER' and can't recommend it enuff to anyone feeling down or in need a 'laff-release' and gives this Film a Perfect Score of 3 SKULLS OUT OF A 3 SKULLS SCORE!  'WATCH IT TONIGHT ON AMAZON-PRIME for well worth it $3.99!'

Next Week DITA continues her 'BRIDAL-THEMED HORROR-REVIEWS' w/an Italian Horror Flick called; 'BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE!'
Until then I blow you 'CHAINSAW-KISSES',
DITA ('I'M SO BEAUTIFUL') DIRT NAP
(To see that Music Video w/the Infamous 'DIVINE', Click Here> https://youtu.be/Y8cNWvb1u4o?si=Ibca8Ytux9yjvUo7  )

Contact DITA By Writing DITA in your 'Subject-Line' of your e-mail at ; DDN1965@LIVE.COM 

THIS SPECIAL 'ALL-NEW' Review Deadicated to; DAVE aka 'RENFIELD', MAD DR.-D., 'Dougie-Fresh', 'CHAILLE-BABY', 'THE DILDOE-LADY & HUBBY; ARTIST-ANDY',JOHN WATERS & DIVINE!

'HAPPY HOLLYWOOD GAY-PRIDE FEST' which is 6/12,6/13th and Parade Televised on NBC on 6/14th!

As usual ,here are 'DITA-Suggested Sites' as Follows;
www.legendfilms.com 
www.lapride.org 
www.outmagazine.com 
www.fangoria.com  (Next New Issue coming in July-2026!)
www.thenewbev.com
www.cinespia.org 
www.johnwaters.net 
www.johnwaters.com 
www.divine.com 
www.radiohalloween.com
www.shockagogo.com 
www.mymoviemonsters.com  ('Scary Monsters Magazine!')