This week I bring you a Martial-Arts Cult Flick Comedy high on Comedy and Action called; 'DRUNKEN MASTER 2'. Click here to see the Trailer> https://youtu.be/aFGEZatgWrY?si=oTwm5AP4P_b-ix4L

Now onto this Cult-Classic that Stars 'DITA-Fave'; JACKIE CHAN and has garnered a Huge 'CULT-Following' over the years! DITA thinks it is the perfect blend of Cult-Comedy mixed w/Martial-Arts! DITA first heard of this Cult-Classic from a former Co-Worker when I worked many years ago at Universal Studios, I'll call him; 'EERIE-ENER!' Ener could stop going on and on to me about how DITA would love this Film and that I just had to find it and watch it. He had just read Jackie Chan's Biography which he kindly lent Dear Old DITA. DITA worked there at the time as a 'Carnival-Barker'/Go-Go Ghoul Dancer to attract big crowds to our attraction, Hon. No Foolin!'

Any-boo, DITA finally tracked it down and was pleasantly pleased and entertained as I watched the interesting/fun story-line unfold. DITA will say at first it took awhile to get started w/the action but as the film rolled on gaining a quicker pace that it turned out to be one of the most entertaining Cult-Comedy Flicks I've ever had the pleasure of watching!
Let me say that Mr. Chan has a big talent in general in films like; 'RUMBLE IN THE BRONX', 'POLICE STORY', 'FANTASY MISSION FORCE' and Many more but his talent for Comedy-Hi Jinks one of the things that appeal most to this old 'ghoul-gal'.

It starts out w/he and his brother and Father boarding a train. They are carrying some 'ginseng-root' to bring back for one of his dad's patients and it is wrapped in some non-descript white cloth. One thing leads to another and the package gets mixed up with another passengers package that of course looks the same. The difference is that the other package contains a stolen ancient Asian seal that people are willing to fight over. Hmmmmm? To make a long story shorter, bad guys give chase on the train, comedy & adventure as well as martial-arts ensue and in the end the package is hidden and kept by Jackie's character till they get back home to their village.

As you would expect the bad-guys start to pursue him and his family, including his very funny, fighting step-mother who constantly puts Jackie's character up to things. For example when confronted by the evil-crooks that pop her a good one across the mouth and even have to audacity to call her a Bitch , she quickly urges Jackie's character; Huan, I believe to fight the bad guy by using his forbidden power by his Father, drunk-boxing technique. You see 'drunk-boxing' is done purposely under as much influence of alcohol as possible because they believe it gives the drunken fight master more, sharper power, even though it makes their face turn red.

Any-way, afterwards he gets in trouble with his father. Then later he meets again a Fight-Master w/Military Honors from the afore mentioned train who comes to the village to get the 'ancient-Asian'-seal back from the bad-guys, that have recently taken over the villages local steel-mill? Why, you may ask? To take over operations and ship out illegal ancient artifacts without the Asian-government knowing, Silly! By the way, the bad guys work for the British Government and don't mind selling out their own Asian-country to them by doing so.

DITA must say that the entire Cast in this Cult-Comedy Flick is fantastic and the run this movie and its scenes w/great comic-timing, well-choreographed fights scenes, lots of all most non-stop action that really grabs and keeps your attention.  Once as DITA mentioned it gets its steam going with every various scenes and talented, well-rehearsed fight scenes, it does not stop till the end. DITA must say that the scene where Jackie's character and the Honored Military Fight Master are attacked in a Tea-House Restaurant and have to fight crap-loads of bad-guys that are literally crawling in thru upper-floor windows non-stop is phenomenal and once you see it, you won't probably forget it for a long good while as it is very memorable entertainment. It is also well-choreographed and was probably well-thought-out by the Stunt/Fight Crew on this fast-paced once it gets moving cinema from Asia.
By the way, this film is of course dubbed badly in English and unintentionally adds to the comedy/funness of the film.

There are so many scenes w/Jackie's character having to get drunk aka 'shit-faced' and then fight. In fact to DITA wants you when viewing this fantastically filmed flick watch how Mr. Chan's character sometimes even gets drunk while trying to fight which in turn adds to the Culty-Hilarity captured in this flick with a Culty-Heart of gold! So DITA will say that most of the storyline later in the film pertains to the steel-factory workers along w/Jackie's brilliant character fighting the evil-bad guys that have taken of the steel-mill.

One of DITA's 'THINGS-2-LOOK-4' List is the very last long Fight Scene that as you would imagine takes place inside the steel-mill which DITA noticed there is lots of use of fire that is in the mill. So as Follows Look For;
*Last Big, knock-down ,drag-out, Fight Scene where Jackie's Character gets wasted on wine while fighting the bad-guys w/his special brand of drunk-fighting w/his face turning red.

* Scene in Mill where the Head Bad-Guy working w/the British Government throws Jackie in a vat of coals on fire. (DITA says wait for the 'end-credits' to roll after the film where they classically show real out-takes from the film ,with Jackie having to be blown -out with a fire-'ex-sting-gweesh-sher' and water after coming out of the hot-coals on fire pit. W-O-W & OUCH, Hon!)

*Last scene with a Happy-Ending (that DITA still never tells. I just said it was a Happy-Ending, not what happened, my little blood-bags!) for Jackie's Characters entire Family, along w/his funny step-mother who btw, pretended to be pregnant hilariously to trick her husband into treating her better and to keep her out of constant trouble with him. (DITA should also mention in the storyline after the first drunken fight, that Jackie's Characters Father ,who was once a Powerful Fighting-Master dis-ownes him in one part of the story line but takes him back near the end for restoring the 'family-honor', defeating the bad-guys and returning the all-important Ancient-Asian-Seal back to the Chinese Government from witch is was stolen, Kids!)

W-H-EW! That's a mouthful! LOL!

DITA found herself marveling at the fast, well-choreographed fight scenes of how beautiful they can be when done well with Film Companies like this one that show everyone's talent in the cast as well as letting everyone shine in that process!  That being said DITA wants to tell you JACKIE CHAN is a triple-threat talent, glows with the 'it-factor' that not all performers have or are born with.

DITA also likes him and his many, many films as he is more than just a hard-worker, a perfectionist in the best way possible but never takes himself too seriously in all his wonderful/entertaining films, and seems to always be willing to go the extra mile for his films ,even when it means injuring himself many times of his numerous productions over his years in film whether it be here or abroad in his native land.

To see a 'JACKIE CHAN' Tribute Video, Click here> https://youtu.be/sHza1YG7lBk?si=HHyzl3JkPjvaTGiP

DITA Can't recommend this fun-flick enuff for those of you who love 'action-cult-comedies' w/drunk-boxing thrown in for that ultimate Cult-Factor and gives it my Perfect Score of 3 SKULLS OUT OF A 3 SKULLS SCORE!

Watch for Jackie's silly/fun wonderful drunken-facial expressions in every 'booze-filled' action-filled fight scenes that made DITA dizzy at times! (LOL, too much mota para me, perhaps?) Also for the 'MOTA-Lovers such as myself, watch this Cult-Comedy stoked and you'll Laugh even More! Ah, then you'll crave a 40 Foot PIZZA like the 'MAD-DR.-D.' and DITA did! Oh, I crack myself up! LOL!

So Stream; the Martial-Arts CULT-Comedy'; 'DRUNKEN MASTER 2', on 'AMAZON-PRIME' for $5.99 or on 'You-Tube' for free w/Subtitles tonight!!!

Until Next week,
DITA Blows you 'Chainsaw -Kisses'
DITA ('CHINESE JIANGSHI') DIRT NAP
(To Watch this Chinese Jiangshi Music-Video chosen specifically by my 'Vamp-Hubby'; 'B.J., Click here> https://youtu.be/vbngoxAHVCc?si=-ybfBwWJCYuNAACZ  )

P.S. Click here to see what DITA & 'Vamp-Hubby'; B.J.' watched in theaters recently; 'SPIDERMAN'; 'BRAND NEW DAY'> https://youtu.be/daXaTug8rL4?si=lkwhZU0c9QQ9sM-f 

Also DITA recently last week went w/old friend; 'BILLY-RAY' to see this fun 'Horror/Comedy' in theaters 'N-O-W', w/TIFFANY HADDISH & LIL'-REL, that DITA calls a 'Sleeper-Hit' as well as predicting it will become a near future 'CULT-Horror-Comedy'' w/laff-out-loud moments gone amuck called; 'HAUNTED-HEIST'.
See that Trailer of; 'HAUNTED HEIST' here> https://youtu.be/HxQ1lws1AFA?si=0lMi9Wfn1l1lYXbL

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www.mymoviemonsters.com  ('Scary Monsters Magazine!')
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www.jackiechan.com
www.facebook.com/TheRealJackieChan 
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